- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

sixty....eight.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

How do magnets work?

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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