- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

look left now look right. washing machine

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

knock knock your gay

A bar walks into your mother.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

i have 2 penises

why did Max cry??? chicken

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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