Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Penis in a box.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Vagina-Boob

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

A Banana wrote this...

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Hitler was Jewish.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

cory is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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