What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Your mom

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Women's rights.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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