Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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the guy below me is gay

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Hello

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Whats 0+0 0

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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the your face joke

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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