Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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