What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

I'm gay.

NEVER

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

A jew went to Germany.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Justin Bieber

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

Sarah Palin is President

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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