Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Bumsniffer

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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