Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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ps3

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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