- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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