Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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planking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Chayton

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Hey

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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