- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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