Anal cheese curds.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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GAY PEOPLE

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Which one is hardest?

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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