What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Black people are clen.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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newt gingrich

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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