whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

you will die someday

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

The WNBA.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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