Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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The WNBA

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69

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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