- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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