Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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The WNBA.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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