Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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666

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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