- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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