What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What is brown and sticky?

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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How do magnets work?

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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