Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Time flies like a banana.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Star Wars

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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sixty....eight.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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