What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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World Peace

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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