Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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