What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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you

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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My mom's dead

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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