My mom's dead

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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the your face joke

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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