How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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knock knock Come in.

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Justin Bieber

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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