- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Steve Jobs.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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