Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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