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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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