Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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