- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

I only like NY as a friend.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

antijokes

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Your mom goes to college

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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