What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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GAY PEOPLE

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Anti Joke

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