- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

World Peace

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

a little girl gets raped

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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