- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Your Mom

sixty....eight.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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