Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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This is my joke. funny

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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I'm gay.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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the guy below me is gay

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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