Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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