What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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