- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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