- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

i fondle myself every night....

Your doorbell is broken.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

My mom's dead

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