What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

women's rights

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Star Wars

potato farming

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

A guy is playing cod

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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