You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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dog

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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who eats pencils asians

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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