Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Women's rights.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Hi colton

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