Mitt Romney for president.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Someone told me about this website.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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