Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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WNBA

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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hi

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a little girl gets raped

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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minced oaths

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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