Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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