dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Asians

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

thumb_up thumb_down -11

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

knock knock Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -19

BUTTERFARTING

thumb_up thumb_down -23

WTF BOOOOOM

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Lil' Wayne

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops