Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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