Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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WNBA

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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