whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I can Nazi

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Your mother is a man.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Don't rape me!

666 im christian

Steve Jobs.

Anti Joke

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