- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

jewish people like other jewish people.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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