- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

The Charlotte bobcats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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