- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Women Voting

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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