A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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who eats pencils asians

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Hi colton

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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you just lost the game!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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