- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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