Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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A van drives into a car.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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