Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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The glass is half an hour.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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