- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Penis in a box.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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