Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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ruddell and dodds anal

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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The Holocaust

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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